AGENT ORANGE

“The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.” - Anonymous

LOST

"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling." ~ Mark Twain

I'm no stanger to the odd behaviour of the over-excited. I know that when a man has his Hopes up, his navigation skills can be a little.. hindered.

A POLICEMAN'S LOT

“They swing the lead as best they can, while looking for the easy collars. Then they get all uppity like, when someone expects 'em to do their job.” ~ John Higgins, Brother John and Sister Chain

FOOT IN MOUTH

"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
The wise grows it under his feet." ~ James Oppenheim

Some warning signs here that this might be a timewaster!

"Heya i have a fetish for smelling girls feet so things like footjobs and the usal.."

Bad spelling. Bad grammar. If this guy earns enough to pay my rates, I need to put my rates up.

"Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired." ~ General Sir Walter Walker

Me and Mary were just discussing the wisdom of firing all the council employees, forcing them out of posh areas, then re-employing them at £1 per hour in forced labour gangs, as the government here seems to be proposing.