New New World Order.

OK Honeypies, this one goes out to - how shall I put this? - the more well connected among my clients.

I don't personally, give a shit about your mild inconveinience. A few diplomatic cables were released. Shut the fuck up already. You will find a work around.

300 years ago, there was an actual reason for the well padded asses of your diplomatic partners in crimes to be situated, at my personal taxpaying expense, in a foreign nation to conduct assessments and zeitgeist core samplings. Now there isn't. You have rolling news, you have internet, you can read the personal blog of anyone you are interested in or you can plain old pick up the fucking phone.

Would you criticize the Normandy Landings because they interrupted your French vacation travel plans?

What you are really cheesed off at - admit it, is that your old power-structures have failed you. Someone stands up to the US, or whoever (seeing as the lot of them are mostly in it together) and whats always happened in the past is that the miscreant has been squashed like a bug.

I've seen the hurt puzzlements on your faces. The sheer hatred. Someone who isn't 'one of us' blatently getting away with it. Even if you kill him he gets away with it. Its like trying to fight fog.

Aw diddums.

History is written by the victors.

Wanna be on the right side of it? Get with the fucking program then. Only write down shit you are proud of and you'll have no worries, will you?

Think about that. A world where you can only record things you are proud of. Its called 'progress'.

Its a New New World Order. Better decide now where in the hierarchy you intend to be, because you are shaping up fast to be at the butt end of it.

Now quit whining on about a few diplomats who are going to have to be reassigned, because, much as I like being paid, you ain't paying me enough to listen to that bollocks.

If just one of you puts me through that arseache again I'm going to make everyone over fifty prove to me they have made a substantial donation to Wikileaks, or worse, Greenpeace, before I will even consider your application to spend money on my Valueable Time.

And if anybody I consider important ends up on the wrong end of an extradition request to the USA, all Americans will be banned for life. All of you.

Dollar ain't worth shit anyway..

Ice.
xxx