Wanna Small Boy with that Big Mac Sir?

I'm more sympathetic to pedophiles than most. It is not as if, for instance, anyone kneels by their bed every night, praying "Oh please God make me a Kiddie-Fiddler by morning", is it?

You sort of are one, and you are stuck with it. A bit like being gay, or left-handed, or an Autie, or having red-hair.

So out of consideration for everyone, I think it is best to hand out free chemicals to suppress the sex drive of any man who asks for them. They used to use progersterone I think, on gay people, before everyone realised being gay was actually pretty cool.

I'm all up for a no-questions-asked 'please Mr Pharmacist can I have over the counter progesterone its for my Missus honest' policy. All funded by me. The Taxpayer.

It lacks a certain bloodlust and so it won't ever pass muster for Daily Mail readers - or Satan himself, Mr Paul Dacre - but disappointed Satanic Minions aside, it is logical and it is reasoned. It might solve the problem in many cases and, as a UK Taxpayer, thats all I care about.

Wanna know what taxpayers in the Land of Burgers and Make Believe do with pedophiles? You thought I was sympathetic? Wait till you getta load of this..

http://wikileaks.ch/cable/2009/06/09KABUL1651.html

No. Your eyes did not decieve you. That did so mean what you couldn't believe it meant.

http://humantrafficking.change.org/blog/view/wikileaks_reveals_us_tax_do...

The American taxpayer buys small boys for rapists.

Bradley Manning, the greatest US patriot of modern times, faces 50 years in jail for telling you about those little boys.

Here is his defence fund.

http://www.couragetoresist.org/x/content/view/858/1/