Wired.
Submitted by Icicle on Sat, 01/01/2011 - 07:57
So me and Mary are in the paper shop. Mary hasn't any money.
"Icicle can I have a Daily Mail?"
Yup the girl has an unerring eye for quality..
"Aw Mary!"
I turned to the shopkeeper..
"Can I have a porn magazine to hide it in?"
"Mary.." I said "You know they started that campaign to get Jonathon Ross off the telly. He was the only thing you watched exceot Murders. And they had to pay £300 grand to that woman D'Acre called a 'fat cunt' for being pregnant. Its the Devil's Own Toilet Paper, the Daily Mail.."
Mary picks it up anyway. Then her eye catches sight of Wired. She starts leafing through that too.
Like I said. An unerring eye for quality..
Free will...
...reminds me of a quote by Chuck Palahniuk(reproduced here with a bit of poetic license)...
Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didn’t see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a God or Goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love.Icicle was telling them to be intelligent.
Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will.
At least the ancient Greeks were being honest!